August 2011
22 posts
“You can all get over your fear of looking like the bad guy, and have the...”
– Carrie Beadshaw
“We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the...”
– Katharine Hepburn
“Yes sad, clingy, little Jimmy may have an obvious crush on me and yes he agrees...”
– Me
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“Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than...”
– Unknown
Why It's Great To Be A Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
3. You can open your own jars.
4. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
5. You don’t have to learn to spell a new last name.
6. You can leave the bed unmade.
7. You can kill your own food.
8. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
9....
How To Make People Shut You Up
1. Echo yourself (example: How are you today..day..ay..ay.. ) 2. Talksofastthatnoonecanunderstandawordyousay…. 3. Sing annoying songs 4. Talk about something in great detail to someone who has no clue what the hell you’re talking about 5. Laugh like a maniac for no particular reason 6. Yell to a friend across the theater in the middle of a movie 7. Scream in someone’s ear....
Sense of desiring to get into deep,
that cold that eludes this attitude of I wanna be loved is a dose of adrenaline for the racing speed you make my insides feel,
provoking me to want destroy your soul in the grandest way ever made possible.
“There are… things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every...”
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky, “Notes from the Underground,” 1864 (one of my favorites)
“It is good to feel lost… because it proves you have a navigational sense...”
– Erika Harris
“The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue...”
– Unknown
Words I Have Received
It’s almost like trying to teach a butterfly to walk.
What made more sense
Me not or me starting to?
Glide off the moon
Your back is as smooth.
I am a man who is lost in time
My home is when I leave this body
Visit me when your eyes close
It is not safe for us to touch here
Touching makes glue
Glue between two
The me & the you.
I would make good company
We can talk about...
“Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more...”
– Margaret Young 